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Ladies, ever wish there were videos out there made where the guys are the backup dancers? Especially guys with big "tents" in their pants? PEACHES is one of those gender bending artists out there drawing lots of sex appeal from both teams (if you know what I mean). Check out the song "Tent in Your Pants" and watch the following videos for a taste.




 
The tent so big
the tent so big
the tent so big
the tent so big
i see something in your pants that can't be real
don't hold back, baby, tell me what's the deal
i gotta move in closer and cop a feel
oh my, you got something with mass appeal
the tent so big in your pants, baby
the tent so big in your pants
if there's a housing crisis in the n anymore
need a place to go, you gotta open the door
wanna save the night, pull up a floor
wanna feel alright, party galore
you got a tents gig going in france, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
the kids need something romance, baby
come on, let's take a chance (ooh)
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
i'm invite assuring you, connie and dean
girls and boys everywhere wanna make the scene
there's a pole in the middle and it's made out of wood
we should all dance around it, we would if we could
stop the pole dancing, sliding up and down
get to romancing, down, down to the ground
stop the pole dancing, sliding up and down
get to romancing, down, down to the ground
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
you lick the pole when it's cold and your tongue'll stick
so keep the party pumpin' and thumpin' and shit
rubbin' the club, legs in between
lovin' the scrub, keepin' it clean
we're gonna wash that pole
we're gonna wash that pole
we're gonna wash that pole
scrub that pole, wash that pole
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
hurts so good i got a soregasm
hurts so good i got a soregasm
hurts so good i got a soregasm
hurts so good i got a soregasm
hurts so good i got a soregasm
hurts so good i got a soregasm
hurts so good i got a soregasm

Seen any funny sexy videos out there? Suggest a few our way in a reply.
ENJOY THE HOTNESS!

Yay, free show... I live next door. I can walk! xD I'll probably be kicked off the property because I beat up the kid that lives there.. Ohh well!!! I'll start a mosh and leave.... I'll like... go home and eat something. I like the little crayon whale they put on the poster. :3
Oh! Go listen to their new song Legend of Xelduh!!! I love how all my friend in bands are just so proud of what they're up to. :] Yay!

Did you ever notice that there are certain "compound words" that really aren't at all?  Allow me to illustrate my point with a few examples.  For instance, you can be overwhelmed or even underwhelmed, but you can never just be whelmed, can you?  If you could; however; I guess you would be "O.K."

 

"How are you today, Bob?"

"Oh, I'm whelmed."

 

How about "extraordinary"?  We all know what the prefix "extra" means, so shouldn't "extraordinary" just mean "really ordinary"?  It makes sense to me.

 

Here's a great word: despise.  I love it!  It includes the prefix "de", which is negative, making the meaning for the word the opposite of the meaning of the root word,  Root word???  What would that be, you say?  Spise, of course!  When was the last time you told someone that you liked them by saying, "Hey, I totally spise you."?  I haven't, but I will now.

 

I like the word "inclination".  People can get an inclination to do something any time, but do they ever simply get a clination?  I think a clination involves spending your day on your couch, eating chips, and channel surfing.  Just sayin'.

 

Finally, how often do you hear a waiter say, "Sir, I'm sorry, but your card has been declined."?  Fairly common, right?  Now, have you ever heard a waiter say, "Sir, I'm pleased to inform you that your card has been clined."?  That would mean it was approved, by the way, but alas we don't ever hear that. 

 

Our language is an interesting and funny thing.  These are just a few of the silly things that clog my headspace.  Please feel free to share your own.

Briana: He came up to me and smacked my ass, that's why I said, "interrupting, totally uncalled for."
Me: Yeah, it's not like you have "SMACK THIS" on your bum.

Nickipoo: This ice cream is so hard, I need to try to make it softer. [[He starts rubbing the iced cream with the spoon]]
Me: But isn't it better when it's hard? (Totally not meant to be perverted when I said it, but my friends took it that way. ^^; Hah.)

Jenny: Oh my god, you look.... beautiful!
Me: Shut up.
Jenny: You look like.... not a geisha.. what are they called..? Sushi. Yes.. with all of your colours.

Mom: I wouldn't go out with you looking like that, someone would think I took a Japanese child FOB!

Did you know there is a pro beach vollyball league? I didn't. WTF?! Why is there a pro beach vollyball league? Do the players think those watching come for the sport and not really to watch women in bikinis bounce around in the sand?! Seriously!

Although, honestly, as far as weird sports go...

1. There is actually a sport in which runners run a marathon against horses.

2. Wife Carrying requires a man to carry a woman on his shoulders through an obstacle course.

3. Toe wrestling.

4. Underwater hockey.

5. There is actually a world championship for Tiddlywinks.

6. Chess boxing... for the high energy nerd.

7. Cheese rolling! Roll the cheese down the hill and everyone chases it. Apparently someone actually got hurt one year by a run-a-way cheese. I'm not even kidding.

8. The World Beard And Moustache Championships.

9. Pro Mini Golf. Putt-putt ain't just for the kids anymore!

10. Mountain Unicycling. No shit, I want to watch that one!

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1. Crab racing. This would be a wonderful addition to bad porn night... (just kidding, not that type of crabs)

12. USARPS championships.

13. Extreme Ironing.

14. Ferret Legging. You tie off the bottoms of your pants, drop a ferret into your pants, then tie off the top. Whoever can stand it the longest, wins.