Funny @ MindSay

OK  my boyfriend sent thins to me and i thought it was pretty funny but the pics didnt show up so not so funny anymore.

 

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

 

 Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.

 

 

 

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Randi xoxo

I didn't know Swiss men were so hot!
This was a real commercial to give the ladies an alternative during the Soccer World Cup. Nice. They should make 'em for us girls in the U.S.!

The following video makes me wish I had this woman's job (you know, with tightened security in airports nowadays...)


The next time I'll see a group of men entering a public restroom, I'm going to wonder if guys do this:

Here are a few of my fave Redneck Haiku poems I got from the book Redneck Haiku, the double wide edition! Grab the good lawn chair and enjoy.

DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin

OFFERINGS

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert

DRAMA

Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazard Marathon
At 9 o’clock

DEPRIVED

In Walmart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants ‘rassling doll
Mama whups his ass

NO SIGNAL

White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
Needs new descrambler

IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino

GATHERING

In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon pies and Red Man

PRIDE

Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed

I saw this guy on television and this song cracked me up!  He's a pretty good lyricist!

...Use rear entrance.

(This entry is inspired by Zipdrive's Entry "Jumping on the Sign Bandwagon")