Comedy @ MindSay

My room's been a bomb site all week, and I actually haven't been arsed to sort it out until this morning.
Seeing as how I got up stupidly early, without the aid of an alarm - I used this time to my advantage, cleaned my room, hoovered it all out, took a shower and restarted my save on Bully.

I've decided I'm not satisfied with completing the game with 97% - unable to gain the 100% because of the poxy glitch. So, I'll take all precautions against the glitch and own this game... Mwah.

I'm so glad to have a 3-day weekend, what with it being May Day on Monday, we have a bank holiday.
College is absolutley doing my tits in at the moment.

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I'd gotten to around 7% in, and was at the final two missions on chapter 1 - Ashleigh arrives.
She sits on the bed beside me, talks to me while she watches me complete one of the missions.
Shelly arrived afterwards and joined us.

Once chapter 1 was complete, I made myself a King Pot Noodle - chicken and mushroom - the only flavour I'll eat, though the new donner kebab flavour they've brought out sounds rather tempting.
Ashleigh is an absolute monster for pasta products. If she's not eaten before she comes, I'll always do her Super Noodles or Pasta N Sauce.
Today she opted for bacon noodles.

Both Shelly and Ashleigh were surprised at the amount of EXTRA soy sauce I add to my Pot Noodles.
One sachet is not enough. I must slosh in a good 1/5 of a bottle as well.
We only keep soy sauce in the cupboard for me to add to Pot Noodles. It has no other purpose. :)

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Ashleigh and I played on World Tour.
Shelly didn't feel she ought to play - because I wanted to play guitar for a change.
I'm always lumbered singing or on drums recently. - And Ashleigh is a stubborn cow, she refuses to let go of Whitey guitar.

I said I'd go on vocals if she desparatley wanted to play - but as usual, she cut off her nose to spite her face.
So sod her, I thought - played 6 songs with Ashleigh, me on lead, her on bass.

We were very easily bored by this lark - so I asked them if they wanted to see the ending to Resident Evil 4.

I was killed previously at the section with the helicopter blowing up all the enemy barracks - but I was careful this time. By careful, I mean that I didn't run out into the gunfire and the explosions.

I soon got past that part - and I FINALLY got to see the little cut-scene I've always wanted to.
When I watched Ian play, he was attacked, we didn't see quite what happened - but all we heard was silly cow Ashley proclaim: "YOU PERVERT!!"

I saw how it happens when it happened to me.
I was knocked back by some monsters - when I was getting up, I brushed against Ashley's backside with my machine gun - and she said the famous line.
The three of us pissed at it. :)

Oh, and Lord Saddler is a lot easier than expected.
Resident Evil 4 sure does love the theme of EYEBALLS when it comes to bosses.

You tear out the eyeball of the first boss - and Saddler and Salazar, you need to shoot eyeballs on their body before you can get their weak spot.
Weird.

Oh lmao - and Ada did her Resident Evil 2 trick - throwing down a rocket launcher in the final boss fight.
We were all like "LOL, RESI 2! GREASY ADA!" - the usual shite we come out with. :)

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I made 3 different meals for us all - with slight crossovers.
Grillsteaks and pasta for me, drummers and pasta for Ash and drummers and Rosti for Shelly.

We watched a few episodes of The Catherine Tate Show downstairs.
We recently discovered it's something we all like. I have all 3 series on DVD - so that was easily sorted.

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Ashleigh went at her new time of 7.
Damn this "family time".
I like watching Britain's Got Talent too - but I don't care who I watch it with. Meh.

Shelly stayed with me.
Of course, we didn't watch BGT this week - we were preoccupied with other things. :)

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As Shelly was leaving - she fell down the stairs.
I was still on the landing, and all I heard was this collossal CRASH.
I go to the stairs and see Shelly sprawled out on the mat in front of the door.

I offered to help her up - but she was in too much pain to accept my offer.
I didn't like seeing her hurt, knowing there was nothing I could do to help her.

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She later rang me and said she'd been to hospital - they found she's fractured the side of her foot.
Typical Shelly, that is. :P
I hope she'll be alright.