This is my Top 5 Worst Gay Break Ups list that stand out in my mind. If you can think of any more, feel free to add them in the comments below and I’ll update the list. *Note: I posted this on my LGBT blog and remembered how much you guys like lists. It's also filler as I am working on that story idea I posted in my network. Enjoy!
5. Jodie and Cydney
Here’s a recent one I am sure most of you have heard about: the split of long-term, “in the closet” couple Jodie Foster and Cydney Bernard. And as much as every breathing creature on this planet wanted Jodie, we all couldn’t help but let out a sigh of sadness when hearing the news. After 14 years, and 5 months after Jodie finally outted herself, it had been revealed that Jodie had a “secret woman on the side,” according to PerezHilton, though that information has not been confirmed.
The two dawned Tiffany eternity rings, and raised two children together. Jodie was so secretive about her life that she refused to employ household staff in case her life would leak out to the press. Well, it’s finally all out — as if we didn’t already know — news of the break up came as a shock to a community that loves to defy the “it’s just a phase” stereotype. The break up almost seemed like a step back for the LGBT community, but hopefully people will realize you can’t base one person’s actions on a whole group (please, like people will ever realize that!).
4. Patty and Veronica
Why include a cartoon on the list? Because I can, that is why. This was the third time the long-running series included a theme of homosexuality on the show, and you know that any show that can last nearly 20 years will definitely make an impression on its viewers.
Springfield’s popularity is down, so they need to do something to boost the town’s ratings. Lisa suggests legalizing same-sex marriage and bam, it’s done (love how easy it is on TV). Reverend Lovejoy refuses to wed same-sex couples, so Homer decides it is another one of his callings — because he’ll make money off of it. I remember that night. We all waited in anticipation to see who the openly gay character would be: Smithers? The Sea Captain? Lenny?
Great move by the writer’s — Patty Bouvier. What I love about this choice is that they isolated an identical twin and made her sexuality different than her sisters — which DOES happen regarding homosexuality, bringing up the nature vs. nurture issue, which is often spotted early on in childhood. But that’s not the point, the point is this needs to be included on the worst gay break-up lists because of that sniveling golfer Veronica.
At the wedding ceremony, “Veronica” ends up admitting that she is actually a he, and not a transgirl, but a legitimate poser. He posed as a woman to make the LPGA tour, but he is still in love with Patty. After admitting it, he asks Patty if she will still marry him. “Hell no! I like girls!” is Patty’s answer.
3. Margaret and Cassandra
60-year-old Cassandra Ormiston and 70-year-old Margaret Chambers tied the knot in Massachussetts briefly after same-sex marriage was legalized. The two had lived together for 10 years prior to marriage, but their two-year go at wife and wife only caused problems for the couple. This isn’t on the “worst break ups” list for nothing though — what made this one of the worst was that the couple was native to Rhode Island, not Massachusetts. Upon trying to apply for divorce, the judge refused. If gay marriage isn’t legal in Rhode Island, then why should gay divorce be legal there?
It was suggested to the couple that one of them move to Massachusetts for a year in order to file for legal residency and then be able to get a divorce. Of the suggestion, Ormiston quoted, “I simply will not support my own discrimination. The courts have denied me my civil rights. But we will prevail because this is the American justice system.”
Imagine being stuck in crappy marriage — now imagine LITERALLY being stuck in a crappy marriage. I’d sue the courts for emotional damage! If anyone has any news on how this all ended, if it even did, please feel free to add in the comments.
2. California and Legalized Same-Sex Marriage (2005)
Worst. Break-up. Ever! But since California and Gay Marriage “got back together,” it didn’t quite make it to the number 1 spot. I thought I would provide you all with a brief history on the subject, since we may have to go through it again. Back in ‘05, Mark Leno introduced Assembly Bill 19 — the legalization of same-sex marriage. It floated around for awhile, but didn’t quite make it until other people got more interested in making this happen.
So, on September 2, the California Senate approved the bill — 21 to 15 — and the state assembly voted 41-35. There was absolutely no court pressure! Problem here — Schwarzenegger vetoed it because of Proposition 22, which prohibits same-sex marriage. I don’t think he was being a hater, I think he was trying to play it safe. Arnold’s done a lot to improve Gay Rights recently. He simply stated he believed same-sex marriage should be settled by the courts. Bust.
Leno tried another time when a new Assembly was sworn in, but Arnold made it clear that something had to be done about Proposition 22 before he could help solve the issue of gender-neutral marriage.
On May 15 of this year, Proposition 22 was rendered void — and guess what? Arnold stuck up for us! He is against banning same-sex marriage since the courts have ruled. See, I told you not every Republican was a Neo-Con.
1. Roy and Silo

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